Forget angry emails. Send glitter. Lots of glitter.
There are many ways to annoy someone, but none as sparkly as Ship Your Enemies Glitter. This site lets you anonymously mail an envelope full of loose glitter to anyone unfortunate enough to open it.
It sounds harmless… until you remember glitter never goes away. It sticks to skin, carpets, pets, and dignity. Open one envelope and you’ll be finding sparkles in your laundry for months.
The genius is in the simplicity. For a small fee, you can unleash chaos on your worst enemy, irritating neighbour, or that mate who still owes you a tenner. It’s petty, it’s silly, and it’s way more satisfying than sending a strongly worded message.
Of course, the site insists it’s all in good fun. But anyone who’s ever had a glitter bomb go off in their house knows this is serious psychological warfare disguised as sparkles.
So if you’re bored and looking for the ultimate prank, this might be your new favourite service. Just pray nobody sends one to you in return.