Forget candles — celebrate when you hit one billion seconds old.
We all know our birthdays in years. But what about seconds, minutes, or days? Your Metric Birthday takes your date of birth and spits out all the strange milestones you’ve passed without realising.
Maybe you turned 10,000 days old last week. Maybe your billionth second is coming up. Maybe you’re about to hit a weirdly depressing milestone like 3,000 workweeks. It’s morbid, funny, and a little bit unsettling.
The best part? It makes you think about time in ways you never have before — mostly pointless, but just enough to distract you from whatever you were supposed to be doing.
It’s the ultimate procrastination tool disguised as math.