Weird Shopping Finds
September 13, 2025
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Some calculators help you plan your future.
These calculators do absolutely nothing useful.
Instead, they answer the questions nobody asked but everyone secretly wants to know.
How much of your life has been spent scrolling social media?
How many cups of tea will you drink before retirement?
Is your phone basically your emotional support rectangle?
And how many days of your life have quietly happened on the toilet?
None of this information will improve your life.
But it will probably make you laugh.
Pick a calculator below and discover some completely unnecessary statistics about yourself.
Can’t decide what kind of nonsense you’re in the mood for? That’s what the random button is for. One click and ZapBored will throw you headfirst into something unexpected. It might be a ridiculous game, a bizarre shopping find, a live animal cam, or a site so pointless you’ll wonder why it exists.
The joy is in not knowing. Every press is a surprise, every link a new rabbit hole. Think of it as a slot machine for your attention span — except instead of coins, you’re spending minutes of your life you’ll never get back (but at least you’ll be laughing).