Forget looks. Forget personality. This dating site is all about… armpits.
Tinder has swipes, Bumble has bios, and Smell.Dating has… body odour. Yes, this is a real thing. Smell.Dating is the world’s first (and hopefully last) matchmaking service based entirely on how your sweaty T-shirt smells.
Here’s how it works: you wear a plain cotton shirt for a few days, pop it in the post, and then strangers sniff it like a fine wine. If someone finds your unique scent appealing, congratulations — you’ve got yourself a match. Love at first whiff.
It’s absurd, it’s gross, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Who needs romantic dinners and long walks on the beach when you could be wooed by three-day-old gym musk?
The tagline might as well be: Because pheromones are stronger than Photoshop.
So if you’re tired of people ghosting you based on profile pics, try getting ghosted based on how you smell instead.
