Because sometimes you’d rather count weeks than do work.
Bored at work? Of course you are — you’re reading ZapBored. Enter the Workweek Calculator, a website dedicated to helping you measure your life in workweeks. Just pop in your birth date and it spits out how many weeks you’ve lived, how many you’ve got left (statistically), and how many you’ll waste scrolling through sites like this.
It’s morbid, pointless, and exactly the sort of existential procrastination you didn’t ask for. Nothing kills time like calculating how much of it you’ve already killed.
The site’s charm lies in its brutal honesty. No sugar-coating, no inspirational quotes — just cold hard numbers to make you question why you’re still sat in Excel hell.
It’s less “self-improvement tool” and more “slap in the face,” but at least you’ll come away with a fun fact to share.